Rabu, 13 November 2013

SNOW WHITE IN NEW VERSION




 Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl name Blegedut, and she lived with her step mother, her name is Sitimulus. Sitimulus had green eyes because of Blegedut’s beauty.
One day....
Sitimulus         : (whisper) I must have plan to eliminate her.
(call her bodyguard) eyaaaaaaang.....subuuuuuuur.....come...come...!
Eyang              : what’s the matter madam?
Sitimulus         : where’s Subur?
Eyang              : he is watering garden!
Sitimulus        : huuuu...ok I’ll tell you, tomorrow Subur and you have to accompany    Blegedut to  find a pink tomcat.
Eyang              : what? Pink tomcat? Is there a pink tomcat in this world?
Sitimulus         : keep quiet, just follow my instruction!
Eyang              : ok I’ll do it for you.
Next morning after Eyang told Subur that they have to do instruction from Sitimulus, they come to Blegedut’s room together with Sitimulus.
Sitimulus         : (knock the door) Duut...dut....dut....open the door!
Blegedut         : what’s going on my mom? I have chacked my facebook.
Sitimulus        : you don’t have time to online now, because I want you to find a pink tomcat in forest.
Blegedut         : All right mom, I go now
Sitimulus         : wait , you go there with eyang and subur.
Eyang&Subur : yes, right. We will accompany you ms. Let’s go now.
In the Forest
Eyang              : hey do you feel there’s strange in this place?
Subur               : Yes I do. Let’s we go back to village
Eyang              : But, how about ms.Blegedut?
Subur               : Let’s leave her, don’t care about her. I want still alive. You have choice, back with me
or die ?
Eyang              : I’ll follow you.
Blegedut         : I can’t find the pink tomcat, what should …. ? Oh my god, I’m alone.  where’s         eyang subur?
The day run to the dark, and Blegedut become afraid. In her way, she found  a little house.
Blegedut         : haah, I’m starving and exhausted. I will cook for my dinner first, then go to sleep.
(cooked a rice and a soup)
Not long after that, owner of the house coming
Kutal               : (Singing)
Kutil                : (Singing)
Kutal               : hey, who cooked the soup?
Kutil                : hey, who used my laptop?
Kutal               : who signed my facebook?
Kutil                : who is using my bed?
Blegedut         : hello, how do you do?
Kutal&kutil     : who are you?
Blegedut         : I am Blegedut. I’m sorry I had been used your furniture in this house.
Kutal               : where are you from?
Blegedut         : I’m from EED village. I come to the forest for searching a pink tomcat.
Kutil                : what do you mean?
Blegedut         : yeah, a pink tomcat that I will present to my step mother. But, forget about it. Can I sleep here for tonight? I’m very tired.
Kutal               : of course, you can use my bed
Kutil                : no, no you can’t sleep here
Kutal               : do you have heart? It was so dark outside
Kutil                : okay, you can sleep here just tonight
Blegedut         : ooh thanks you very much. Have you dinner? I have cooked a soup. Let’s have dinner together.
Next day, kutal and kutil go to work.
Kutil                : dut, we will go to work. Just stay at home, don’t open the door to other people except us
Blegedut         : ok. I know! Have a nice day kutal kutil
In EED village, step mother ask to mirror
Sitimulus         : mirror mirror on the hand, who is the most beautiful in Buleleng ?
Mirror              : the most beautiful in buleleng is cherrybelle
ALL                : Chibichibichibi.. hak hak hak hak hak hak..
Sitimulus         : haah?
Mirror              : ah, I think the most beautiful in Buleleng is you. But actually, the girl who life in the forest that the most beautiful girl.
Sitimulus         : so, she still life!? And wait, you say I’m uglier than her? You are wrong; I’m the most beautiful girl in buleleng.
Mirror              : whatever do you say?
After that, sitimulus hard think for the next her plan. So she come into the forest and sees a little house.
Stimulus          : Blayaaaaaag Blayaaaag..
Blegedut         : waah I wanna buy it, but kutal kutil said that I haven’t meet other people. (thinking) ahha I have an idea !
Stimulus          : Blayag sir?
Blegedut         : yes please
Blegedut bought that blayag, she didn’t know that the seller is her step mother. When she ate it….
Blegedut         : why I see many birds over my head? (Falling down)
Kutal               : (singing)
Kutil                : (singing)
Kutal               : oh my god!
Kutil                : what happen with her?
Kutal               : let’s take she in the bed
Kutal&kutil     : (lift-up) so heavy
Kutil                : please the other people help us
All                   : (try to take Blegedut)
Cecep              : Stop..Stop.. I’m a prince charming
All                   :……..?
Cecep              : in the script of Snow White there’s a prince. If the prince kiss her, she will wake up from her sleep. Let me try. (kiss Blegedut)
STOOOOPP ! What happen next?
Let we see…
Cecep              : why she doesn’t wake up?
(Thinking and look to his pocket) ahha ! I have another idea.
Blegedut         : (followed cecep’s sock) iyyeeeekss! Why the smell is so bad?
Cecep              : it’s come from my sock. Hehehe.. You didn’t wake up when I kissed you, so I give my    sock.
Blegedut         : what? Are you serious?
Cecep              : yeah. Are you angry with me? Forgive me please?!
Blegedut         : oohhh no, it doesn’t matter baby. The smell of your sock is sweet till I can get my breath again.
Cecep              : will you marry me darling?
Blegedut         : of course baby. I wanna be your princess till the world end.

In another place, Sitimulus heard the news about the wedding of blegedut and cecep.  She was very angry and said to the mirror.
Sitimulus         : hey mirror, why cecep marry with her? I am more beautiful than her isn’t it?
Mirror              : that’s wrong! you are the very ugly women in the world. You cruel, you stubborn!
Sitimulus         : why you say that! I hate you! You are the damn mirror. I want break you!
When sitimulus will break the mirror, suddenly the mirror killed her. In the other side, blegedut, cecep and the two dwarfs life happy ever after.